Bad to the bone

I just had a palm full of Doritoes as a snack. It had to be followed up with something sweet to offset the nasty Doritoe smell, so I had one Tagalong (which are now labeled "Peanut Butter Patties") Girl Scout Cookie. This is getting bad folks... very bad! This reminds me of that scene from "Clueless"-
Cher- "I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice."